Interpretation for 10 years the younger generation

I hope you join in a new masterpiece! ~ Kidd Sincerely,

09 years you are still looking for work, But after school fight your number. 09 students as too far behind you, as a 2009 office workers you too decadent. Do not take the financial crisis that can not find work, not to say that I do not want to get to work the financial crisis, do not let's use the financial crisis that I continue to Kaoyan it.
Ladies and gentlemen, please open your eyes to see it lost in 2009 you done? The decadence of the Internet continues to play the game? Continue to skip class for the purpose of the Code to avoid the school community?
Come open your wings for 10 years fly. Confucius remarks Ten Wings 1 hog, 2 Tuan downstream, 3 on the elephant, 4 elephant, five, copulative upload, six, copulative downstream, seven, article to explain in words, eight, Xu Gua Chuan, nine, said Gua Chuan, ten, miscellaneous Gua Chuan.
modern people need to change the concept, I Road thousands of years ago can tell us the eternal Tao; name is the name of a very name. Interpreted as if now is simply not the law of the time will never change to be as society changes.
only two people in this world, a species to adapt to society, and the other be eliminated, there are many ways out of it. Younger brothers and sisters, please remember that every moment you have to change with society, otherwise you will be out of society.
; ; only this community to express their sincere sigh

The highest in the World Short Stories (Super Classic )

1 , the most exciting in recent years, realist novels , the text of eight characters : the money people stupid speed here is said to
stones down the mountain from the bottom of Hangzhou, a rental housing short postscript on the money order is the massagers Remittances to the home when her sister readily graffiti , so many professional writers to shame !

2, the shortest humorous novel
W: Well !
M: Forget ?
women : Do not !

3, the provisions of a short story contest involves the card to work , religion , sex , and suspense. Gold 's novel
results obtained is this: God, ah , the Queen was pregnant, who did ?

4, the world's shortest science fiction : the last people on earth sitting at home , suddenly sounded a knock at the door .

5, the world's shortest horror stories : wake up , lying beside his body.

6, the world's shortest gang Fiction: wear vest , do not let people believe it.

7, the world's shortest fairy tale : swan toad marry another!

8, the world's shortest fable : ant exhausted , the queen still so fat.

9, comparing Chinese and Japanese short fiction xx
( China) M: Does it hurt? F : ah M: Forget women : Do not
( saying this ) Female : Brother, you dad is much more than men : Mom said the same thing

10, said the performance of this novel of female consciousness :
male : female you to dinner : another day it

11, anti-corruption leading anti- novel
told the man his men : to advance (money ) for women
leader told his men : in the future say

12, love, violence and the novel :
entitled

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Now I'm like a turning point in life, ah ! tell the truth he is now at a loss ah! but I give myself confidence that I do now is seriously cool the way the future should take into account how I go!




to grow up ah ~~~~~~~~~

This is my space you

Think about all year, did not say in space a year , and today a look at themselves are surprised !
; a year, a lot happening around us , change a lot , and I almost space and mess ~ ~ ~ !

The standard schedule of a good husband

※ 06:30 to get up (get up, be sure to kiss the face of his wife is sleeping, but the action to light, can not wake my wife)
※ 06:35 - 07: 00 Duan Lian body ( When the wife to hold, you can easily hold on the seventh floor; being bullied at his wife to an enemy when you can ten)
※ 07:00 - 07: 30 for breakfast (pattern must be more, bread, milk, eggs, milk, fried dough sticks, rice noodles, steamed buns, steamed bread, porridge, not a repeat)
※ 07:30 - 07: 35 Open the audio, called his wife to get up (one day the morn, this time a woman one day the most lovely time, usually a baby, called to get up, be sure to gently, gently brush up)
※ 07:35 - 07: 45 to help his wife to wear clothes (to be careful, if you like Madonna like to wear underwear on the outside, then you are so go die)
※ 07:45 - 07: 55, and his wife with washing (three to be: to help his wife squeeze toothpaste, face to help his wife put away water, to help his wife comb the hair) ※ 07:55 - 08: 00 place breakfast served (if the wife of makeup has not finished, do not have to press the voice)
※ 08:00 - 08: 30 for breakfast (To do the Recycle Bin, the wife eat you eat, eat all your wife do not eat, no waste)
※ 08:30 - 09: 00 to send his wife to work (with the car to drive a car, not the car hit a taxi, do not let my wife catch the bus)
※ 09:00 - 12: 00 to go to work (hard work, things to do to do, nothing to do to find out what has to be done)
※ 12:00 - 12: 10 called my wife (my wife asked how was the morning, at noon to eat anything ... ... do not teach this?)
※ 12:10 - 12: 40 business dinner (remember, we must work to eat meals, not eat the other stuff, even eat other stuff, the price can not more than 5 yuan)
※ 12:40 - 13: 00 small habitat moment (for the afternoon better job, must be small habitat, not in the company around to see a small mm)
※ 13:00 - 17: 30 work (how a wife does not work hard?)
※ 17:30 - 18: 00 take my wife from work (must be on time, not to his wife waiting)
※ 18:00 - 19: 00 to accompany my wife shopping (shopping is a required course for men. during , wife to buy something, do not have Xiangui do not buy the act, if the wife does not buy anything, be sure to buy something for my wife)
※ 19:00 - 20: 00 dinner (must be eating out, point his wife's most favorite food. unless you have the level of four-star chef, then cook at home eat)
※ 20 :00 - 20: 30 Walking back home (the hand can not stop - to help his wife carry things; mouth can not stop - my wife to tell jokes; the eye can not stop - keep in mind four weeks if there is danger)
※ 20:30 - 22:00 with his wife (my wife to watch TV, not for Taiwan; wife want to chat, have reason)
※ 22:00 - 22: 20 bath (to save water, be sure to wash with, and his wife, to help my wife scratch yours)
※ 22:20 go to bed (quilt first laid out his wife to hold good, wife to be asleep than not)

RPWT

Yesterday morning I do not know how the
110 bus ride to work when the car broke down halfway .. then we were transferred to the next group of 110 car , did not open a few stops . a car from a tie with another A time when the company ............. last half an hour late . . Fortunately, not leadership . After some beautiful women in charge of attendance after the war of words . In the end the cost of a pancake I deleted the record of late .

2011 Spring Festival to the power of the most popular words

1, there is a good house, it is better to have a good wife. (Andrew)

2, the house is not home, there is love only home. (Xu Nan Nan)

3, apple not tell men and women. (LI Wai Kin)

4, four of my uncle and grandmother were the biological mother. (Huang Haibo, Hai-Qing)

5, the emphasis is very calm and harmonious society. (Feng Gong)

6, do not read, good for nothing. (Zhao)

7, eyes red, black heart. (Andrew)

8, pig prices, I'm worthless. (Liu Wei)

9, you grow a bun-like, do not blame the dog followed. (Sonja)

10, you do not have a length of a bear-like bear bile dare. (Jia Ling) text / Ma Shan Hutchison

11, you make a sale of pigs to gnaw fox thing (Cai)

12, your mother is a mother, so the girl is the aunt

13, this should be ; 15, you are a robber, or a cottage (Jia Ling)

16, metamorphosis of the VIP (Jia Ling)

17, my eye hook, a hook up one, your eyes live, a death of an Electricity (Andrew)

18, you are such a look that is anybody out there, and I like a look that is out there debt (Andrew)

19, I despise you (Chen and number)

20, when the child care experience than I (ling)

21, how could he make beautiful girls more? Can only rely on my friends ... ... (Li Yong)

22, economic problems are behind the style of questions (Feng Gong)

23, a waste of a furtive face

24, as long with the buns, dog afraid to follow?

25, you see my son look like me though, fortunately not like neighbors

; 26, O love the age of the early opening

27, love me, you pro- I chat with my parents ~ ~ hold me ~ admire my ~ ~

28, do you dare to look outside my sister, I outside looking in you big brother

29, you are happy, I would turn around and leave. You are not happy when I appear at any time (Kelly)

30, a rabbit too. Soil was too. TWO out too. So 2 of the

Spend a lifetime of reasons

After dinner, men and women, the man went straight to the airport to catch a car. He has to go to a distant city travel, aircraft ranging from people. But they are sophisticated and rich dinner, not a little sloppy, all men like to eat, all women favorite dishes. Women spent more than half the time the afternoon, so the table filled with seafood. Men are like a shark-like
like seafood, can this man's style, but nothing like the shark, his elegant manners, was a good man.
men boarded the plane in the evening. He said to the woman, when he walked out the airport, the time will be late, so he did not give a woman called this evening, and so early in the morning call. The woman said: & quot; good. & quot; she stood by the window waving to the man. The next two weeks, men will spend a strange city.
late, the woman has already asleep. Suddenly the phone ringing woke her, she looked at the bedside clock, has been in the morning. Woman got up, went to the living room, picked up the phone. She heard men's voices.
quite unexpected for a man opening: & quot; you? & quot; woman a little surprised: & quot; Fortunately, I sacked out. Not to say that morning to call? & quot; men do not seem to worry, they asked one: & quot; you okay? & quot; woman some funny, this man like a woman that knows he is concerned about their own, & quot; I am of course fine, fast asleep. How do you? & quot; man said: & quot; tell you to say, I have to. You do not worry. Do not forget to call me something. & quot; Then he said good night with the woman, hastily hung up the phone. Woman holding a phone, stunned a full minute. Tonight, the man she wanted something wrong. Wrong with it? Moment but can not tell. Two weeks later, the men returned from that city, still sparkle. But his stomach, a scar more. A woman asked: how is it? He replied: Well, a little injury. Anxious woman, asked for a pound. Man laughed: to tell you, you can not get angry. I got off the plane the day walking in the streets, sudden stomach pain. It never had colic, so I was almost fainting. Then I suddenly thought of seafood, thought might be food poisoning. You know, in this coastal town, every year people get killed from eating seafood. So I call you, I think if true because those seafood, then you must also have at this time feel. If you did not answer the phone, or it is connected, but what the body does not, I will direct the telephone call to 120 emergency center, so they immediately rushed to our house. Then listen to your breath feel everything is normal, I no longer disturb you, rest assured that hung up the phone. Feeling so uncomfortable, you do not hurry to find a way first to save yourself? A woman asked, can there be so suspicious thoughts East to West. Men looked at women with deep feeling: re-pressing, I would give you a call. You know, food poisoning such a thing, everything has to be the. Time is life. Women think of it, that day, phone rang for a long time stubbornly, she answered languidly up. Although she and the man just a few short chat, but these words, spent about half a minute. That is, in this half a minute's time, men are being put up a huge pain. He convinced a woman without any problems, eliminates the possibility of food poisoning, it hung up the phone began to passersby for help or turn to the local 120 emergency center. If they did that day was food poisoning, then, even as far away thousands of kilometers away, and men to her side to health care. But, man will thus delay for 30 seconds. Or, where possible, life and death, men own 30 seconds, did not hesitate to give a woman. This 30 seconds, the men must know, is very likely that the distance between life and death. Woman did not speak, she could not say what kind of comments. Easy man smiled and said: okay, just a false alarm, what terrible things did not happen. He also pointed to the scar on the belly, under the eyes twinkle mischievously: This is the mark left by acute appendicitis. But a woman laughing, eyes already wet. She clasped his men, she said: the 30 seconds you spend a lifetime for me and the reason.